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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

serkets:

itsgayerinenochian:

creepyjirachi:

"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.

pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company

meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names

Pete and Hayley hugging it out

comic-chick:

Date a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. Date a guy with tattoos. Date a guy with flawless eyeliner. Date a guy who is so tall he can lift you up onto the horse he just gave you. Date Khal Drogo.

(blah)g?

stillstreet:

is this a tumbl? am I blogging? I saw a chat button as I was about to type this. does that mean we talk? i am online, on the internet, and my mom’s using the land line at the same time!

holdingontomydemons:

joshdunit:

matching icons of these dorks in rainbow hats for you and ur friend 

OMG. THIS.

emojustinyoung:

emojustinyoung:

he keeps getting stuck in the couch

this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it

Yo for real, FUCK SCHOOL ! I mean imma still go, imma still go tho.

tastefullyoffensive:

The best costume spotted at Disneyland’s 10k race today. [adamlc6]