ohdults

tonyshalube:

there should be an avengers tv show but it should be filmed and executed like parks and rec

itsjustfirealarms:

chokesoftly:

[PUNCHES A HOLE THROUGH YOUR WALL] QUIT YOUR SCHOOL WE’RE STARTING AN EMO BAND

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promiscuous-petal:

enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes

officialunitedstates:

accioconfusion:

officialunitedstates:

I don’t trust the media, too many acronyms.  what does cnn stand for?  literally no one knows the answer

cable news network

could be.  literally no one knows

straightedgemama:

thew0lfqueen:

Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with

This is like really sound advice though

thats-slightly-raven:

My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. GRAVEyard hahaha enjoy that cyanide milkshake you piece of shit.

grrawr asked: 1, 3, 5, 7, 11, 13, 17, 19

1. the meaning behind my url
dallon weekes’ butt
3. tattoos I have
elephant on my left calf, with a deathly hallows symbol for the eye 
5. piercings I have
two holes in my ears
7. biggest turn off(s)
men’s sandals, not liking animals, poor hygiene
11. age
19
13. life goal(s)
have a career, travel a lot, have a bunch of puppies on top of me at least once in my life
17. a fact about my life
I never stop thinking about andy hurley
19. middle name
marie