the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation
my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague
"you can’t be just friends with people of the gender you’re attracted to"
myth actually true. i, as a bisexual, can confirm that i have no friends.
pansexuals spend their lives in solitude, with only rocks for company
meanwhile asexuals are friends with everyone. literally every single person on the planet. i do not know how i remember so many names
Date a guy who is tall, dark and handsome. Date a guy with tattoos. Date a guy with flawless eyeliner. Date a guy who is so tall he can lift you up onto the horse he just gave you. Date Khal Drogo.
is this a tumbl? am I blogging? I saw a chat button as I was about to type this. does that mean we talk? i am online, on the internet, and my mom’s using the land line at the same time!
matching icons of these dorks in rainbow hats for you and ur friend
he keeps getting stuck in the couch
this is my dog brian stuck in our couch in case u missed it